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"Why do you keep finding out faults in my WhatsApp profile pic, you stalker?"
"Oh I am just a DP Connoisseur, don't mind me."
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After a hard day, the connoisseur leaned back to enjoy a piece of locally-produced, bean-to-bar chocolate, thinking "Damn, this is the best chocolate I’ve ever tasted!
by the_donkeyrider January 28, 2018
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Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
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I'm somewhat of a connoisseur of authentic indian cuisine myself.
Here, allow me to choose that for you- I'm a connisseur of fine wines (Subtext: and you are not)
I'm somewhat of a connoisseur of authentic indian cuisine myself.
Here, allow me to choose that for you- I'm a connisseur of fine wines (Subtext: and you are not)
by Gimek November 16, 2023
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A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
“Yeah, she’s seen it all. Man pulled out mid, and she left before the encore. A certified Cock Connoisseur.”
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