Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

Solo bolo master

Perfected by Babus aka Thebausffs, Sex Monster, Sex Giant,

Get solo bolo’d Fiora, I’m the Solo Bolo Master! Never lost a Fiora lane in my life

by Babus Fanboy March 2, 2021

wet bologna flower

A term used to discribe a woman's privates that have been severly overused, unwashed, and/or mistreated to the extent of resembling a wilting hibiscus constructed out of prossessed meat by-products.

The hooker's twat looked like a wet bologna flower.

by Lizz L September 16, 2008

beef bologna

Popularized by the 80's west coast punk band Fear, the phrase refers to any penis that is of exceptional size and girth.

"She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami, she don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast; she just wants a double dose of my beef, beef, beef, beef bologna!"

by JMDs September 10, 2008

Is somebody frying bologna?

Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.

A Dave Letterman catchphrase from the mid-90's.

I walked into my office the other day and was greeted by an unbelieveably awful and not-readily-identifiable smell. I asked, "Whoa, damn! Is somebody frying bologna?" Turned out is was one of my co-workers, who had forgotten she was cooking a Healthy Choice meal in the mircowave, and it was burning (badly).

Walked into a Starbucks last month and smelled something funny (in a bad way). I mumbled alive, "Man, Jesus, is somebody frying bologna?" Apparently the guy at the table next to the door had been lettin' 'em rip for 15 minutes after drinking the new Chantico beverage.

by Wooddogg February 17, 2005

bologna magnet

term used to describe faggots

Quit being such a faggot.

Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.

Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.

by Safe word: Whiskey May 16, 2009

Biologicunt

Noun - the ex-wife, future ex-wife or girlfriend who is the biological mother of children who is not parenting them because she is too concerned with dating, gold-digging or looking for her next meal-ticket. She uses men for things, not limited to but including, money, cars, jewelery, plastic surgeries, and social status in exchange for sex so she does not have to work a normal job or occupation.

Possesses the following negative character traits:

- Flips out of no apparent reason, burning everyone in site.

- Seeks power and control over people close to her at ANY cost.

- Abuses people closest to her because she can get away with it.

- Verbally and emotionally assaults people, especially men.

- Loves to be the victim.

- Mouths off to such an extent that others contemplate physical abuse - which in turn feeds victim status giving her the greatest gift she could have.

- No morals what so ever.

- Preys on weaker/nice people.

- Gets knocked up in order to have controlling role in relationship.

- Unable to have normal relationships with anyone. Has no long-term friends.

- Never changes, but expects the world to change for them.

- Predatory and parasitic

Neighbor 1: She is such a biologicunt.
Neighbor 2: I know. I hope her husband gets the kids. She can just be a whore then and the kids will have a real parent.
Neighbor 1: I hope he gets the house too so she moves out of the neighborhood.
Neighbor 2: She will probably move in with the douche bag swingers up the hill.

by SuperDad August 19, 2012