the Boston Tea Party is when one individual sits in a body of water and a group of men (2 or more) proceed to tea bag the person in the water until the person in the water is pruned.
Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.