A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.
Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?
Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.
Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.
by Miles B. March 11, 2009
Get the Blop Jobmug. by Marquis70 March 10, 2008
Get the Bloop Blopmug. Noun. Alcohol or an alcoholic beverage; especially beverages of the caliber to be wrapped in a brown paper bag. Originated in the movie "Little Nicky," when Adrian steals a bottle wrapped in a paper sack from Nicky pretending to be a bum.
by Hamilton Hardison December 16, 2005
Get the blip blopmug. by Dakota Perry August 7, 2011
Get the Blop shotmug. hitting someone in the chest and then up to smack the bottom of their chin resulting in them clicking their teeth and hopefully biting their tongue
by jjanderson March 21, 2010
Get the Ba Blopmug. Now instead of saying "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty Black Ops", now you can say "Hey, let's play some COD Blops".. now that's much better.
by WerewolfByDay March 27, 2011
Get the COD Blopsmug. by TheRealAlbertEinstein April 16, 2021
Get the blip blopmug.