Baby Boo Syndrome

BBS (Baby Boo Syndrome) is an inheritable disorder where a person can not stop saying the phrase “Baby boo” or singing any of the baby boo songs. This disorder has been recently spiking in cases, make sure to get your baby boo shots!

“Hey, do you have Baby Boo Syndrome?”
“Yeah, I can’t stop saying..”
“Saying what?”
“SHE GON CALL ME BABY BOO BABY BOO”
“Oh no! You didn’t get your shot!”

Baby Boo Syndrome by kindabueno March 7, 2026

Baby Back Bitch Syndrome 

A disorder that causes people to be whiney, inconsiderate, and generally unpleasant to be around.

"Hey, whatever happened to the guys you used to game with?"
"They got Baby Back Bitch Syndrome. Couldn't dish it out and take it."

Baby Back Bitch Syndrome by bucksavage69 June 3, 2025

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee 

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee by Cantarded child January 8, 2008