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Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.
Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"
by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008
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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.
by pettibzb November 23, 2011
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do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?
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You are an IP class

what a teacher says to an IP/IB class in singapore
class is noisy
teacher:"you are an IP class!"
by SomeRandomStraightRetard September 25, 2020
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.
Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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