Gard

"Gard" is what you call someone who is irritating, have bad humour or someone who is seeking attention.

Person 1 - "What is he doing? He is so irritating and isn't even funny"
Person 2 - "I know, he is such a Gard"

by StupidAssHair July 17, 2021

The Gard

Dragging a baseball field while drinking (alcohol) or under the influence of

SigOther: honey, where you been?
Coach: dragging the ball field after the game. Can't leave it a mess!
SigOther: but did you Gard tho?
Coach: The Gard?
SigOther:
A field ain't worth Draggin' if a beer in't worth Drankin'

by TheGard March 30, 2022

Nag- Gard

The posture taken by the Gards of Isengard from the preamble to the Ring Lord And His Minion, it's refers to the pose held by Gards when meet after a substantial absence. The Gard will step onto his right foot & as the left is raised to knee level he will pivot 75-90 degrees his weight as one shoots up the other down and "Nag-Gard" posture is successful once held for a min of 35sec

There Nag- Gard was exquisitely executed, with a beautifully balanced air hold. It all took place in front of the palace as they greeted their new attendees.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025