When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
Get the Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situationmug. An adjective that describes something that you know is cool, but still has an air of mystery about it.
by kvon22 August 14, 2011
Get the cryptic bossmug.