Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019

fake friends

the fakes thing that is around, and its faker than Kim Kardashian boobs

Wellll those girls over there are fake friends and faker than the Kardashian boobs

by KloKLe February 8, 2021

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

Friends

A Friend a thing that becomes a Thot and then a backstabbing bitch...

I have no Friends

by joemamabigfat October 15, 2019

not boring friends

crazy asian people

omg not boring friends!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!

by Pop13 May 4, 2023