by dunonoshit December 11, 2023
Get the Back to december mug.*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Back in prison mug.This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021
Get the Back door Abe mug.UNO Reverse is in reference to the UNO card game. It means "back at you". It's usually used when you want to be polite, without being extra.
by lolo250 January 8, 2022
Get the UNO reverse back mug.When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger
man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.
Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace
Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace
by Bigdickrob June 6, 2016
Get the Mississippi back brace mug.A stealth top who lets his prey believe he is seducing him. He brushes off advances, jokes about scurrying home but the guy servicing him ultimately discovers to shock and awe that he's under a Back Sniper's command.
by rethinker November 17, 2019
Get the Back Sniper mug.When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.
by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016
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