Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

friends

I still don't know what they are too. I heard they're fun but I never met one.

What are friends?

by Johnny Lemon September 21, 2020

it-friend

a significant other who requires non-binary gendered description

Look over there, it's Taylor and her it-friend.

by greenlantern69 October 18, 2021

binge friending

When you travel so much for work, you have to cram a month's worth of gossip, drinking, grooming, and shopping in 12 hours.

I wad binge friending Randi because I've been on back to back to back trips for the last 3 weeks.

by Billmesj May 9, 2018

national best friend day

november 23th

for example:
you: can we hang out today?
best friend: no, sorry
you: its national best friend day
best friend: okay sure

by Pogboy_55 October 16, 2021

Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

by stepsisliv August 3, 2021