Facebook fucking

v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat

1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?

1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.

by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 6, 2012

fucking a chicken

when you are "fucking a chicken" you are having sex with it.

HEY DUUUDE IM FUCKING A CHICKEN MAAN IT FEEL GOOOOOOOOOD. lol

by Jayislive October 19, 2017

smuck fuck

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.

Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!

by dustin smuck April 1, 2009

fuck a drawer

Derived from 'fuck yo couch.' Pejorative term in which the user tells the victim to place his penis into a drawer and thrust his pelvis; at times, the drawer will be slammed shut during this activity somewhat like a cock guillotine.

derp: yo man fuck yo couch

herp: nigga fuck a drawer

derp: daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

by bidoofius August 1, 2009

Seizure fuck

When someone starts having a seizure and u fuck em while they flop like a fish

Megan ended up having a seizure when she deepthroated, so i turned her around and Seizure fucked her while she foamed out both ends.

by UnRedonculous June 2, 2011

Fuck Date

When two (or more) individuals set up a pre determined date to which they will meet at one of the involved member's house or another place and continue to have sexual inercourse.

I have a fuck date planned with Mary on Saturday at her place.

by Invadersoup22 July 31, 2012

fuck the fish

1) Definition: To party and drink so hard, by the end of the night you'll fuck anything including a tank full of fish. 2) Origin: Mr. M. at the end of a Nov 2013 night of partying in Pattaya, Thailand, was caught on camera fucking a fish tank, and upon seeing the posted photos the next day with no recollection of the night before, posted "fuck the fish."

He's so retardedly drunk, he'll fuck the fish out of that fattie over there.

by PA: AmexSpg November 12, 2013