Gabed

When lord gaben slams you with the ban hammer.

He just got gabed for using those csgo wall hacks

by isopodhoursboi May 27, 2018

Gabe

Drug addict

Gabe is a drug addict

by Big Dad Duck July 29, 2021

Gabe

A dumb bitch with a last name of Walker who nobody likes but still fucked poppy

look at that gabe

by TTVstreamerbtw December 11, 2018

Gabe

Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy

Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help

by yes, i am a bitch June 17, 2018

Gabe Lowden

A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.

Gabe Lowden fell off a cliff.

by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022

Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free

With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free

by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019

Gabe Ante

The sweetest boy on planet Earth. This is THE guy you want to take home to meet the parents. Such a charmer and all around great guy. Not to mention he is sexy af!

Do you know Gabe Ante?..... Of course he could have my kids!

by mamasboy34 November 30, 2021