Mars

Mars is an amazing person. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, hardworking, handsome, sexy and hot. My Mars? He is almost perfect

:why are you always smiling?
:Because of my Mars

by Nygazuki March 7, 2022

Mars

Literally the coolest person to ever exist. Like, ever. He’s probably in your house right now, having consensual sex with your mother.

Only cool people name themselves Mars. It’s rad and hot and sexy, just like him.

Mars is so hot and also sexy
I’d let Mars hold my drink at a party
I hate my wife and also kids

by probably somebody November 21, 2021

Mars

the best freakin chocolate bar to ever exist

"Aye what you got"
"A Mars bar"
"That's based"

by justaguyonurbandictionary.com November 17, 2021

zackary mars

the worst person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is manipulative and the worst friend/boyfriend. if you even meet a Zackary Mars, stay away. Zackary Mars says every slur he cannot say and is the most horrible person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is usually a, gemini, cancer, or scorpio. probably lives in Oklahoma. everyone hates Oklahoma. run if you meet a Zackary Mars. he cheats on all his girlfriends and is the biggest player.

do you know Zackary Mars?

oh yeah! he's a bitch! never be friends with him.

by wigglygoat April 24, 2022

Mars

a person that‘s a slay. Eats up everything at everything they do and never leaving crumbs.

When they breathe they eat and eat the whole cake. Is as beautiful as planet mars. If you get a mars know that they’re better than any snickers and twix. If you ever betray them just know that they know that you touched that damn bounty. They will beat you up and quit friendship with your disgusting shit. And if they don’t i‘ll just tell you now: IF YOU BETRAY A MARS WITH A BOUNTY YOU ARE DISGUSTING SHIT.
All in all Mars is a wonderful being and y‘all should respect or i‘ll spit in your ugly ass bounty bar <3

whaaaaaaa mars is such a slay. I wish i could eat a full course meal like that!!

by mars supremacy August 14, 2022

Mar-mar burger

It’s just a chicken sandwich

Is that a mar-mar burger
It’s just a chicken sandwich

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Mars

Mars is a VERY beautiful girl, your lucky to have her. Everyone just thinks about mars 24/7 and cannot wait to talk to them. Mars is a very pretty girl, and will never leave you. She doesn’t care about who you are or why you did something, she’ll love you either way.

You: Hey mars, I think i’m falling in love with you..
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-

by Nassu February 13, 2021