Dark Match

A dark match, in professional wrestling terms, is a match that is not televised. It is strictly for a match for the fans in attendance.

#1: "Last night, I went to a WWE Smackdown show. The main event was a dark match."

#2: "Huh? I didn't see it. What are you talking about?"

#1: "They didn't televise the match, dumbass. It was for the audience."

by Uneasy November 13, 2009

Dark Trading

Trading that involves misbehavior or items that would be frowned upon in society. It can also be used if it involves common objects that are just being used for the wrong, or dark, purpose.

I'm giving him ten dollars for a cigar, its some serious dark trading.

by TacticalKittens May 20, 2008

Dark-Eagle

A strange dark mysterious 7foot tall bird.
He tries to play TFC too.

RastaDark-Eagle: INCOMING THRUE MY POSITION +2342141

by griep April 6, 2003

bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

by Kat_H November 20, 2007

Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Dark Void

Using the toilet with the lights off. Shitting or pissing.

Tim: I totally missed the toilet when I was shitting in the Dark Void. I accidentally went in the hamper.

Mary: I was wondering why my skirt combo had blood on it, but I thought that was from me.

by dark voider August 25, 2011

Darkness Nigga

An exclamatory phrase used when someone wants to magically disappear or when the power company is turning off your power because you've past your dues, but mostly know from being the all time rival to Lightness Cracker.

Think of Darkness Niggas as the dark side of the force and Lightness Cracker as the light side of the force. Eventually they will meet and fight to the death. Ironically Darkness Nigga resigns in Ireland, and Lightness Cracker resigns in Southeast Africa.

by Miles is not smelly May 15, 2019