Collin

Some refer to as "Collin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Superman, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.
" Your S.O.L."

"Oh shit, I slept with Collin’s women

by Meawtastic November 21, 2021

Clumsy-Colline

Being Clumsy-Colline means that you can't go a day without doing something stupid, whether it's serious or not.

-Giulia: "Today I hurt myself again. This is my thirteenth thought today!"
-Colline: "You are such a Clumsy-Colline!"

by Ratatouille 2 November 21, 2021

Collin

The coolest guy there is. If you find one, keep him close, because you’re lucky. Collin may usually be very charming and has a good sense of humor. Collin tends to be very optimistic and strong-willed. Collin is a big people person and can get along with almost anyone.

Hey have you seen Collin today?

Yes! He is so cute and funny!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Collin

Some nigga who would fuck ur mom in an instant. Fucked Zeus's mother while he was tied up watching and crying for me to stop

Damn that nigga has a big cock he must be a Collin

by URMXMSBIGBLACKBXYFRIEND November 22, 2021

Collin

Some Nigga who would fuck your mom in an instant. He is wanted for 8 war crimes and fucked Zeus's wife right in front of him while he was tied up and begging for him to stop

That nigga has a huge cock and looks dangerous, he's probably a named Collin.

by URMXMSBIGBLACKBXYFRIEND November 22, 2021

Collin

A true alpha male with a big heart. Always looking to help others in need and loves animals. Unlike many other men, he is neither a simp nor a horny bastard. He respects all races and has never made a racist remark. He condemns fat shaming and is a well mannered cultured man who does not use vulgarities against others. Furthermore, he has a great temper and does not rage easily.

Last but not least, he has a massive shlong.

girl#1 hey babe i hooked up with this random dude yesterday and his sausage was so small 😡
girl#2 LOL how small was it?

girl#1 like 2.5cm ?? *sobs*
girl#2 GIRL u need a collin in ur life. he never fails to disappoint

by mr paul tan 69 November 22, 2021

Collin

An absolute gaming god. Gets loads of hot chicks and plays in the NFL. When you see him you say "damn it's Collin I wish I could be him. Charming and charismatic, always lifts the mood when he's not angry. Don't get him angry otherwise he will sleep with your girl, delete your most prized Minecraft world and forever make your pillows warm. Make sure you get on his good side otherwise you will lose all of your social credit. Always manages to throw the best parties and bring the most fun. If you go to one of his parties you will instantly become a master at League of Legends.

Hot Babe: " I wish I was Collins woman, he is so masterful at League of Legends"
Gamer: " I wish Collin would carry me in League of Legends
Gamer 2: "Every time I play with Collin there is no competition "
Karen: "It's yes mam"

by big-pp-energy November 26, 2021