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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021
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glizzy gobbler

a man named casey doing the nasty with the presidents
“damn casey really is such a glizzy gobbler
by fueiciqhdiw September 18, 2020
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Glizzy gobbler hammy

A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark
Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.
by M@thaB*|+( November 22, 2020
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gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs
I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.
by Gape Gobbler April 10, 2017
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Noggle Gobbler

by Demons13 May 20, 2023
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gobbler

“Gobbl3r” is a stealthy force to be reckoned with on the War Thunder battlefield—a player known for his uncanny ability to appear just when the enemy least expects it. Operating primarily in mid-tier tanks and light aircraft, he favors speed and surprise over brute force, striking strategic targets with surgical precision. His trademark is a sudden burst of activity followed by ghost‑like retreats, leaving opponents bewildered and searching for answers. Despite maintaining a low profile—rarely streaming or uploading gameplay—those who've faced him speak of his slick maneuvers and expert use of terrain. In short, Gobbl3r is the kind of player who turns the tide of a match without ever needing the spotlight.
A ''gobbler'' is someone who has their stat points set all in Charisma
by etranger June 30, 2025
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Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.
Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.
by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022
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