tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

Sun Dried Tomato

a beautiful person who has recently participated in many hours of outside activities

WOW, you're a {sun dried tomato} after summer

by LucTheSucc August 6, 2017

Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018

Nonsense in Tomato juice

Slang in Hebrew

Wtf are you taking about, that's Nonsense in Tomato juice

by Thicculous November 4, 2020

Tuna Stuffed Tomato

The act of stuffing tuna fish in the vagina of an over weight ginger with an extraordinarily large puffy red exterior vagina, followed by eating her out.

Took a ginger home from the bar and gave her a tuna stuffed tomato, which was perfect because she was extremely overweight and I had left over tuna

by True pimp playa for real January 12, 2021

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022