Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position

"I'll show you how I squat cobble"

by Lmd00l August 8, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

Dumpster-squats

Is when you do squats (kegels) because of entering and exiting said dumpsters.

When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)

by Dumpster-squats September 7, 2018

squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.

I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...

by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016

diddly-squat

The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.

That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.

by Andrew Cinerari August 6, 2024

Bong-squatting

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.

Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.

Hey Joel you shit pigeon stop bong-squatting

by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025

Squat cobbler

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.

Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.

by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016