pokemon

The time when you are a 8 year old grinding I don't know a Magicarp to level 100.

*Setting, Toys R Us* Hey you! ya you you fellow 9 year old boomer, I challenge you to a Pokemon fight with my level 39 Charizard that only knows fire type attacks.

by Nacho Cheese Man February 14, 2022

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

pokemon

something that 8 year old play
and its cool

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

Pokemon

An awesome game using strategy to defeat, and best Pokémon Trainer you can be. It uses creatures based on animals with special abilties. The objective in most Pokémon games is to strive to the strongest trainer, defeat the Gym Leader, Defeat the Elite 4, Defeat the Champion, (this making you the champion) and finally Complete the Pokedex (a machine records Pokémon information.) Also consists of many Generations of Pokemon!

"Today I will every Pokemon!"

by YT-NarutoKakashi March 2, 2017

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016