never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).

Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."

by ATELOS May 20, 2023

:plinK:? I was :plinK: Once.

When you go :plinK: after being locked in Astral Spiff's basement full of loafs.

:plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:.

by Lithma November 12, 2024

Crazy? I was crazy once.

This is the original meme from 2007. can also be found on Youtube.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rubber rats. Rats? I hate rats. They make me crazy.(repeats as many times as you want

Person 1: That's crazy

Person 2: Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rubber rats. Rats? I hate rats. They make me crazy.

by TBNRslime Gaming November 25, 2025