traffic jam

when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.

hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on

by fpf! December 6, 2010

Ram Jam

Randy "The Ram" Robinson finishing move. a diving elbow drop called the Ram Jam.

you just got Ram Jam, RAM JAM, you officially been RAM JAM

by Juan Torres1 January 15, 2009

clam-jam

event where there are far more ladies than men in attenendce: female equivalent of a sausagefest

dude , you gotta get down here ...it's a clam-jam!...wall to wall ladies.

by seanie_b September 16, 2012

Jiz Jam

Jiz jam is what pornstars use on their toast in the mornings. They get guy's jiz and store it in jars and have it everyday for breakfast.

Pamela Anderson has Jiz Jam on rye toast on every other morning.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

butt jam

The mixture of seamen and poop, usually produced during anal sex when a man cums in the female.

"I was rideing Carley like a dog in heat when i blasted my seed into her bum, when i pulled my ding out it was covered in a nice little butt jam." WARNING: DO NOT USE ON SANDWICHES!

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Space Jam

To steal or take something from someone else, like in Space Jam when the aliens took the Basketball players' skills and powers.

Dude, that guy totally just Space Jammed my bike!!

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Truffle Jam

Truffle Jam is an extension of the now famous truffle butter, but contains one additional step: A guy takes a jelly donut and sticks his cock into it. Once the penis is throughly covered in the jam-like substance, you follow the truffle butter steps of: Anal fucking then pussy fucking resulting in Truffle Jam.

If Cory doesn't hit that ass, he is going to miss out on all that Truffle Jam and Coffee.

by LexusSexGod March 11, 2015