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Dakota

Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.
Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?

Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!

Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota
by Bar of soap March 20, 2024
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Dakota

Dakota is very outrageous human being.She is a great friend and can trust her.She adores company and hates being a loner. She loves to spoon Conner at night and also gives him blow jobs. If this paragraph Dosent describe Dakota I don’t know what will
Dakota adores noodles
by Suger Daddy May 11, 2019
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Dakota Roundabout

When you spin in a circle as you ejaculate while being surrounded by a group of people. Not to be confused with a Hawaiian Helicopter. This move was created by Michael Cera on the set of superbad.
Did you hear Noah hit a Dakota Roundabout on ALL his boys?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Dakota

MALE VERSION OF THE LOWEST LIVING FORM OF FILTH THIS PLANET HAS TO OFFER. DIRT. TRASH. FILTHY WHORE. FAT WHORE.
LOOK AT THAT FAT WHORE, MUST BE A DAKOTA.”
by OG_Fat_whore November 21, 2019
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Dakota Duff

The act or state of being completely adorable in every way. Has a killer body and sounds country, usually able to be found in central to the eastern region of the United States. When found, you will be amazed and in shock of the overwhelmingly melting appearence before you. It is warned that you may just faint at the sight of his frawesomeness. But like goat love, Dakota Duff love is everlasting so if you find one, keep him forever and never let him leave. But be warned once more, other girls may find interest in your Dakota Duff, so cherish him.
1. Seeing a perfect angel with no wings.
2. Voice is an exact comparrison to red wine.
3. Behavior of a lion but has the heart of a lamb.
4. "I'm so in love with Dakota Duff, he is amazing in every way and I'll love him forever."
by BethDuff23 September 9, 2010
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Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better
Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Dakota

A funny, nice, kind, smart guy who will make you laugh till you cry. He can be dirty minded at times but pay that no mind. He will stay on phone calls till you have 19 hours for the week. He is over all an amazing person. He will listen when found necessary and he is always there when you need it.If you find a guy named Dakota don’t mess that up.
Dakota is very dependable!
by Potato1567 July 24, 2022
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