by griep April 6, 2003

The act of lighting your pubic hair on fire having sex with a girl/Boy in doggy and lighting her ass hair on fire.
by Crazed Asian June 6, 2011

by zenvio January 29, 2022

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.
by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Tim: I totally missed the toilet when I was shitting in the Dark Void. I accidentally went in the hamper.
Mary: I was wondering why my skirt combo had blood on it, but I thought that was from me.
Mary: I was wondering why my skirt combo had blood on it, but I thought that was from me.
by dark voider August 25, 2011

An exclamatory phrase used when someone wants to magically disappear or when the power company is turning off your power because you've past your dues, but mostly know from being the all time rival to Lightness Cracker.
Think of Darkness Niggas as the dark side of the force and Lightness Cracker as the light side of the force. Eventually they will meet and fight to the death. Ironically Darkness Nigga resigns in Ireland, and Lightness Cracker resigns in Southeast Africa.
by Miles is not smelly May 15, 2019

The cobination of one Neanderthal with a massive bone visage and one illiterate retard with down syndroms traits of every kind.
fusion of derek yokum and mark boldes FORMS DARK BOLKUM!!!
big, bone visage, crooked fangs, big ears like hes got downs, billy club, you get the idea.
big, bone visage, crooked fangs, big ears like hes got downs, billy club, you get the idea.
by mitch kraft September 24, 2006
