Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”
by MeatPony October 04, 2018
A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.
by Perfectibilist April 28, 2016