Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Fart

A fart is a gas made up of unpleasant smells released from the buttocks of a human being. Many reasons as to why we fart is because we consume and then release air, as it travels through our body, it releases in a rather altered fashion. Farts are often despised and hated for many reasons however it is used in humorous context in media such as television and film.

"Aw man, please don't tell me Connor farted again!"

by Videogame Guides May 8, 2020

fart ingredients

Everything used to make farts

“I thought farts were just air”

“Let’s look up fart ingredients”

by CuppaDoe March 1, 2024

Fart

The greatest thing to ever exist.

Fart

by Mr.Quagsire July 18, 2022

Fart Sniffing

The action of being in Paris (Oui Oui Baggette) and bowing down just low enough to get a crisp whiff of the succulent and juicy anal fumes!!

Person 1: wow brother, these fumes are delectable, isn’t the air just so crisp today?

Person 2: *fart sniffing* tf are you doing you bum ass fart sniffer mf

by PhartSniffa May 18, 2024

you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.

John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024

Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it

Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?

by Moos September 1, 2019