Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

friend break

When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.

Shakira and Eve are taking a friend break.

by ChopoPork July 31, 2021

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

lets just be friends

nigga got friend zoned

lets just be friends, sike nigga you gay

by nigward0069 August 1, 2021

National post a pic of your best friend day

Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!

National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you

by Kenken1156 August 2, 2021

national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

by stepsisliv August 3, 2021

best friend

someone whose job it is to worry about the other person

best friend: pretend i wrote something unique here

by catwagon August 4, 2021