Podunk-Cheese: Poor man's money.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.
I rock the boat at Seas, I'm not supposed to leave, Heaven only knows what being woke with "Podunk-Cheese"!
The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.
person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."