Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight

I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart

by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021

fart

Fart is a modest way of describing cum being spread atop a young British boy from the Quebec ethnicity

"I love it when Brian farts me, it makes me feel at home and brings back memories of when my dad would do it to me in primary school."

by Pierre Lo' Fieere August 20, 2023

Achoo-fart

It's a sneeze, cough, & in-between those occuring, a loud fart is released. Usually an embarrassment to the farter but hilarious to others.

Man did u see Brian achoo-fart? That sneeze & cough made him fart so loud, that he may have shit his undies. Now we call him skids. He's a dick anyway.

by Charley#1 February 2, 2024

Fart

A sometimes VERY VERY stinky stinky air bubble the peaks through ur butt and comes out sometimes makes noise and other things that it could have smelly,noisey,silent etc

Ew that girl over there farted I can smell it smells like beans.

by Randomgirl362 June 2, 2020

ancestral fart

A fart so toxic, it’s got all your dead ancestors big fart energy behind it and has the ability to kill the next three generations.

That toxic ancestral fart took out the next three generations of society and now it’s totally normal to marry your deformed 1/2 cousint.

by A Milli February 16, 2025

Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012

Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party

Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.

by anonymous June 10, 2024