daytime friend

A friend who isn’t just someone you’re friends when you to the club. You see and hangout with the daylight, not like your other superficial party friends.

Friend: I feel like I can tell you anything

Friend 2: cause you and I are daytime friends, not like these fake hoes we only say his to and the club.

by DynaHoe January 6, 2023

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

friend

a creature that has certain qualities of irritating people.

That thing is my friend

by peak of boring May 22, 2022

friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

by Red Rocket November 25, 2021

Friend-jealous

Kind of explanatory.. the type of jealousy when your friend gets a new friend(s).

I can't believe you got a new best friend, I'm friend-jealous.

by Carshimp April 23, 2025

joe friend

A play off of joe mama

It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends

Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend

by Mr. Funniman December 5, 2020

Friend zone

The friend zone also defined as "FUCKING HELL. WORSE THAN SCHOOL. When your crush rejects you and you have to live with the awkwardness for the rest of your puny life. LITERAL FUCKING HELL."

Friend:I have to go to school/hell tomorrow. Friend 2: FUCKING JARED THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FRIENDZONE YOU IDIOT! Friend: geez never though that the friend zone would be so bad. Friend 2: YOU CUUNNTTT.

by DEMONITIZEDZ November 30, 2018