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cat mum

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.
She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.
by GiantCope September 8, 2023
mugGet the cat mummug.

blu the cat

Blu is the name of my cat
"Blu the cat you own got run over" said the mother
by thereacharound November 2, 2022
mugGet the blu the catmug.

cat

a silly little being that can go :3 or :P. the silly can bite or lick or perhaps cuddle or maybe kick but theyre still very cute and silly :333

the silliest cat of all is milly the silly :P i mean she goes blehh :PPP shes so silly and probably goes meow

theyre not as mean or annoying as people think. they wont scratch up all your furniture if you give them enough scratchers and enrichment and they wont bite if youre not annoying them or pushing their boundaries.
please be nice to these sillies, and adopt :3 especially if theres cats that have been there ages or are a senior, theyre the least likely to be adopted <3
“what is a cat”
“how tf do you not know what a cat is”

“do you know milly the silly
“yeah i love that silly little blehhing cat”
by sillylittlemeower February 21, 2023
mugGet the catmug.

Chester Cat

He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.
Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745
by cho duck December 17, 2019
mugGet the Chester Catmug.

Femme Cat

A person who complains a lot and never relaxes. Often comes across bitchy and judgy, secretly needs love. Alternative slang word for bitch / pussy.
Why is he being such a femme cat? He needs to chill out.
Don't be a femme cat about it, stop whining.
by CyberiusXVII December 28, 2020
mugGet the Femme Catmug.

Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020
mugGet the Chicago Cat Mommug.

shitass the cat

shitass is the name given to one of the pets in dnd they resemble a fat, lazy, white cat the origin of shitass is fatass a background character seen eating a bowl of a unkown substance in the battle cats. Shitass is a lower quality fatass who can fly. There main way of attacking is ramming into opponents they are a passive being unless provoked it can be tamed only by the most charismatic of beings. The female opposite of shitass is sandvish
by blorble can November 28, 2023
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