New Mexkittens

People from New Mexico our New Mexkittens.

I was just in New Mexico and realized all the people are New Mexkittens!

by Jkooking June 9, 2018

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

Sober New Year's

Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.

Looking forward to a Sober New Year's.

by Sober POP October 30, 2024

New Pussy Energy

The first 90 days of a relationship during which a man puts in the most effort he ever will for the woman he is with.

I was sad when I saw that my ex was putting in so much effort for his new girlfriend - effort that he never showed with me - until I realized it's just New Pussy Energy and he'll end up disappointing her, too.

by JaneDoe was taken September 20, 2025

New York

The world’s best state. But please. Don’t call NYC “The Big Apple”. I’m not a Mets fan. It’s cloudy a lot though. Go Yankees.

Duke: Here’s the Big Apple!

And he was brutally murdered.

Please, just say New York.

by suite pee October 27, 2021

New kicks

As in New sneakers/New Tires

When I picked Tom up from his house. He asked me if those were New Kicks I got for my Lambo.

by Neo 69 September 25, 2023