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Indian education system

Damn that trash can is full of kids
It's the Indian education system. Not a trash can
by youcantseeme56 June 27, 2021
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Runnemede School System

fucking terrible, all the teachers are fucking cunts and you cant do shit. the fucking schools are invested with drug dealing herion addict faggots who are low lives, id like to mention that every teacher likes to fuck little girls and fuck the students durring class to get them that A+
man i fucking hate the Runnemede school system

teacher- can you feel it?

student- AW YES HARDER!
by runnemede hater 69 December 28, 2021
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three panty system

When three lesbians have a love triangle. One should be masculine.
Why Diedra and Susan, would you like to have a lesson in the three panty system in my bedroom? - Jill
by Agnes2010Scottiez April 1, 2010
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Sound system banger

When someone has a shit car but their sound system (speakers) are sick 🔥
by PG🔥 October 8, 2019
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Mattolina Operating System

Mattolina Operating System is an Operating System based on Slax OS & Debian Distro on Linux. Which was develop by Matthew William Vega. This operating system was built by an 4th generation Intel processor that uses the x86 and 64 bit architecture. This 64 Bit Operating system runs on a USB Drive Only no Virtual Machine due to DRM on that Operating System to boot only through a USB which makes it harder to pirate. It would state a checksum error if you run it in a virtual machine. This was launch in Aug 14 2021 updated to the newest firmware.

Development & History of Mattolina Operating System & Mattolina LLC

It started in 2019 development of a Operating System at the time Developers at Mattolina LLC was at Rising Ground Due mental crash. However he would develop an Operating System, "that I'm sure people would enjoy" Matthew William Vega Stated. Project Bianca was in Development which then next project. Which was the project code named changed to Project Mattolina due to already having a successful Artificial Intelligence named Bianca which runs Mattolina Development Center HQ or Mattolina LLC founded in 2019 by Matthew William Vega known as self nicknamed Matto Vegason. He believe in the open source nature of Mattolina LLC to boost the open source market share especially when it comes to Linux which in his opinion must people should use but that's not reality though.
“I install Mattolina OS today using Arch Linux”

“ I’m literally beta testing Mattolina OS”

.”I been loving Mattolina Operating System
by Mattolina LLC September 10, 2023
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Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.
by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023
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One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.
Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.
by Barry June 4, 2004
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