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Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.
Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...
by UrbanDictionaryProblems April 20, 2018
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Man Problems

(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
by CromwellIV April 18, 2024
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The Problem

In what way am I the problem Anna? Is it wrong-think? Is it wrong-speak? Is it not loving the Jews enough or is it deriding the people who dehumanized and belittled me? What? Is it "Not all women" now? Is it weaponized schizophrenia isn't the line, you get to draw the line?
Hym "I'm not confused about what is happening here. I laid it out in great detail. I explained why it was wrong and probably illegal. I said it would get people misdiagnosed and/or murdered. I said people would likely kill themselves. I said it would be used as a pretext to steal my success from me. And... ALL OF THAT IS HAPPENING! THE ONLY GOOD THING HAPPENING IN RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT THE RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME BUT RATHER THE NATURAL BYPRODUCT OF ME BEING BETTER (WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING EXCEPTION) THAN FUCKING EVERYONE! The problem here is not that I won't lower myself to be your equal, it's that one of us is never wrong and the other is having professional level glass-blowers who have the glass-blowers diseases vigorously puffing smoke up your ass while the creator of AI deteriorates in front of everyone live."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Devin S. Problems

DOESN'T TALK ABOUT HIS ISSUES
Devin never talks about his issues, (Devin S. Problems)
by JANNNNNEEEEEE October 20, 2020
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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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Problem

Again that's only an assertion.
Hym "There's more evidence that you're a retarded bitch than there is that I'm an actual problem."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.
Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.
by Biblo elf September 5, 2011
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