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Runner

A runner is a smexy person and if they are a girl then they are most likely to date/marry someone named Graham, Gabe/Gabriel. Anyone wants a runners because they can be beat in races and get to go on runs with them. Runners have tiny tatas but thats ok because they have muscle b00ties.
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Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
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HB Alc Runner

Refers to girls who drop casual DM bait or public stories soliciting someone to run and grab alcohol (“alc”) for them and their “hb” (close friend or partner), framing it as a group need but really just outsourcing the effort and cost. The 👀 emojis signal “you know you want to” energy.
Ceiling shot with ‘who can get me and my hb alc👀’ — peak HB Alc Runner move, turning followers into personal delivery boys.
by AD_Ridgeport February 28, 2026
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