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are u even able

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"
by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021
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evening

Period from 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 00:00 (12:00 am).
Evening.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025
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evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
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even beget we

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"
by kazenoko April 14, 2024
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Even

a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck
Even is so sexy
by allahsiahs March 24, 2017
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getting even

When you smoke, drink, exercise, (any habit) to the point that you must do this habit daily and engenders a feeling of withdrawal if you do not.
"Ugh need that morning bowl to get even for court today."

"Long day of work, comin' home to some gin. Boss is a jerk, but now it's time to get even."

"I'm not smoking again, babe, I was just getting even."
by femalegingko December 26, 2011
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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