Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.

This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.

by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

the even hotter couple

jack and cate

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple

by ahs thoughts October 09, 2023

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.

The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

don't even

when your cool with something a little serious that someone says AND THEN THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR!!

Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.

so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.

by Uwubadcoochie April 06, 2024

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024