Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

bipolar lover

Just like bipolar texter. This discribe a person who take love easily and sometime serious. This happen because the person having hard time bout "relationship" in past.

Justin always change girlfriend,but once he found a girl. He think she d best among all his gf. But then when they broke up,justin went to his old habit,change gf like changing cloth; bipolar lover. This show habit he got sometime he give a fuck on relationship but sometime he doesn't.

by niknan March 23, 2014

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Lover Wank

When your having a wank, just before you blow the load, shout out your girlfriend/boyfriend then try and finish the job before they get into your room, if not they can finish you off.

Wow Ted failed to finish his wank so his girl gave him a lover wank!

by John.E June 21, 2015

petrarchan lover

petrarchan lover is when you love someone but they don't or never loved you back even though you gave your undying love to them

Grace is a petrarchan lover her ex never loved her even though she loved him

by yourlengerz123 December 3, 2021

party lover

A person that loves to party (party goer).

- Hey man, are you going to the club with us this Friday?
- Nah, I'm not really a party lover

by BatSk8 May 31, 2018

Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 4, 2021