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Shrine of Karma

Greatest being to walk upon the face of earth with his unsurmountable rizz
by Shrine of Karma March 12, 2023
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karma water

Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma
by WaltersGUS May 8, 2014
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Google Docs Karma

When Google steals your intelectual work over their services because they plan to pay you in next life.
- Probably in next life I will be a human again because I have helped so many people through Google Docs Karma.
- There is no such a thing, you die you re gone
by FckYouTaylor July 12, 2020
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karma

“have you listened to karma yet?”
by refIected July 16, 2023
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karma

Karma is getting fucked after talking shit when you were sure that you were going to be right and everyone else was going to be wrong.
One such example of karma might be buying puts on Friday, and talking shit the whole weekend. Then waking up on Monday and having flashbacks to owning GE calls.
by ehehhehehehehehhehehe November 2, 2020
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Karma

"What ever goes around eventually comes back to you" -Boosty Collins
It means that whatever stuff you do, it comes back to you even if you kill someone
by Altitudeboiiii February 15, 2023
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