Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.

I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar

by TaffiB February 3, 2017

Jelly jar minion

Jelly jar minion was a skin in minion rush. He was the best skin ever and fucking minion rush deleted him.

Cool kid: OMG i love jelly jar minion
Minion rush: I hate jelly jar i am going to delete him

by Tiner44 May 25, 2025

Gengar In A Jar

Someone who keeps flexing his Tintin merchandise, Lego sets and won't stop asking you to play Pokemon showdown.

"He is the alpha Gengar In A Jar"

by Smorterra March 10, 2020

jar jars

Common word for the female milk providers - breasts.

"Fuck, man, yesterday I almost got knocked out by this eagleby chicks jar jar's when she turned around."

by Midge March 30, 2004

pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015

Cum jar

Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them

That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar

by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022