Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

Cosby Chronic

The brown, toasted, remains of weed after being smoked through a vaporizer.

Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.

Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!

by Papawoot July 21, 2012

Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

by sister sex pistols June 12, 2019

chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.

I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.

by LV29 March 8, 2024

chronic kush

An ultra-high grade of marijuana that is usually purple with red hairs.

Yo pass me some of dat chronic kush.

by Dj Hayes January 30, 2014

Chronic Victim

Gaslighting strategy where person A antagonizes person B and person A tells third parties about the response to the antagonization out of context.

Situation: Kyle comes home and starts punching walls screaming in the home with a contorted angry face. Becky shouts in horror and pushes Kyle out of the house and locks the door. Kyle tells third parties "I came home one day and Becky started screaming at me and used force to push me out of the house and lock me out, she is crazy and I don't feel safe around her." Kyle Chronic Victim (ed) Becky.

by Ufa1 September 15, 2022