by Jaizime March 9, 2019
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father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2013
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by Answersyoureallyneed March 3, 2024
Get the better than her mug.Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2025
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by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024
Get the Seen better legs on a coffee table mug.If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?
Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2023
Get the Better mug.Hym "What has Elon ever done other than dump money in to imitations of things that already exist? Dump money into other people's ideas and horde the credit for himself? Did he invented banking? No. Electric cars? No. Rockets? No. AI? No. He didn't. That was me! Because I AM BETTER. He said he did. But he didn't. And then he paid people to get in from of a camera and pretend he's not a retard. And now you're kids lives are at risk because he doesn't want to stop pretending. I'm never going to let this go. And I'm nothing if not incessant. The longer I wait, the less of a punishment imprisonment will be. The longer it takes, the less likely I am to let your kids live after I've gotten my money. Don't let a retard throw your kids life down the drain so he can play pretend."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
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