Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022

insecure manipulative childish problem causing

The person reading it is all that wondering maybe they’ll acc move on from this whole problem they caused

Get the insecure manipulative childish problem causing an award

by IVXXXANANA November 4, 2023

The Grounding Problem

The Grounding Problem is the search for a foundation of our moral beliefs, something solid that would make them true in a way that is clear, objective and unmoving. Responses to The Grounding Problem can be placed in the following categories:
- Externalism

- Internalism

- Interactionalism

The Grounding Problem is a philosophical idea.

by Atlas Apollo March 25, 2024

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014

Karen problem

A problem that is not really a problem

TERFS on transsexual people asking to be called by prefered pronoun: Erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives.
Me: This is a good example of a Karen problem

by xCiicii June 30, 2020

Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)

Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.

by Crystopal September 7, 2022