Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semen

The thing you drink on a Saturday night.

Jenna: omg I drank semen yestaday it was so gud.

Maria: you too?

by My non existent cock June 4, 2020

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021

semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.

That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.

by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011

Semenals

Male ejaculate.

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!

by Expoiv August 8, 2011