You: *doesn't cap the control point*
Soldier: "STAND. ON. THE. POINT. NUMBNUTS!"
You: "No."
Soldier: "MAGGOT!"
Soldier: "STAND. ON. THE. POINT. NUMBNUTS!"
You: "No."
Soldier: "MAGGOT!"
by BLU Soldier September 21, 2025
Get the Soldiermug. Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
Get the Soldier waifumug. A Derogatory Term Describing Caucasian people
by yourmomlovesme124 August 20, 2021
Get the Sperm Soldiermug. When you are getting a handjob, blowjob, or have sex and right when you are about to blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier…
by ammi902 August 5, 2022
Get the Wounded soldiermug. The Einter Soldier is a Black Man (Most commonly Dread-Headed) who is sexually attracted to White Women. This Species who is hated by Dr. Umar, will do anything in his power to Crack a White Girl, especially of the girl is younger then them.
Dante: Who's that nigga?
Joe: It's one of those dread-heads stealing all the bitches from us.
Kevin: I bet he's the Winter Soldier.
Joe: It's one of those dread-heads stealing all the bitches from us.
Kevin: I bet he's the Winter Soldier.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
Get the Winter Soldiermug. by sdST. soldier December 5, 2007
Get the sidestreet soldiersmug. by RicFlairWoooooooo November 15, 2022
Get the Da Soldiermug.