When your girl is sleeping you jerk off and blow your load on her eye. When she wakes up in the morning her eye will be crusty like when the sandman cums
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Such a cute youtuber. She lives in America but is originally Turkish. She has more than 1M subscribers.
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5% of the time nice the other 95% sleeping or being annoying
and a message to all the people that vape don't vape because its not good for you only vape the peach green tea and blue raz maybe lychee and blueberry as well
5% of the time nice the other 95% sleeping or being annoying
and a message to all the people that vape don't vape because its not good for you only vape the peach green tea and blue raz maybe lychee and blueberry as well
Zehra calls him the idiot Rayan calls him the egghead and much more to come lmao!!!
it means Hussein Salim is basically dumb
it means Hussein Salim is basically dumb
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