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Runner

A runner is a smexy person and if they are a girl then they are most likely to date/marry someone named Graham, Gabe/Gabriel. Anyone wants a runners because they can be beat in races and get to go on runs with them. Runners have tiny tatas but thats ok because they have muscle b00ties.
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Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
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