Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00

"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."

by Scarwielder September 11, 2018

pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Pineapple Person

a young male who idolizes the youtuber ishowspeed and grows their hair to resemble SpongeBob's house, a ROBLOX bacon hair noob or the child embodiment of the Island Boys. They sometimes pretend to be black but are often 12 year old white kids who play Da Hood on ROBLOX and chase e thots, but they actually pull no bitches.

"dude look at that kid over there, he looks like a pineapple person"

by shark00hunter November 1, 2022

sneezy pineapple

A moist queef

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning

by PineappleCult September 30, 2022

Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.

Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!

by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022

pineapple passport

Border pass to gain entry into Queensland, Australia.

Hey Steve, have you got your pineapple passport yet? Na mate still waiting. Gonna have to get another COVID test if I can’t get in before tomorrow ey. Gonna miss shazzas wedding at this rate.

by justoaussie December 24, 2021