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No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
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Slap Nut

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Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"
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deez nuts

it nuts which is something
by anonymous January 13, 2022
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Butter-Nut Cheese

Dylan be smellin like butter-nut cheese
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nose nut

just a intense sneeze that feels really good
that nose nut felt good
by McPleasureSausage March 1, 2017
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Nut chips

When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.
This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.

Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips
by Dr.Sexy_M.D. August 2, 2018
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