Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.

"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."

by stupidmachine June 8, 2020

Fake friends

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you

my” fake friends“ are gay

by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020

Friends

Something that doesn't exist.
They are just mass Hallucinations.

for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!

by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020

Ethnic Friend

Someone who's friend's with someone on the basis of having the same or similar ethnicity/cultural background as them.

Adrian's an ethnic friend of Leo cause they're both Greek.

by ScaryTheory June 16, 2020

Con-Friends

Friends you have that you go to cons with, and/or meet up with at conventions.

I'm meeting my Con-Friends at the merch hall.

My Con-friends and I, are cosplaying characters from Tokyo Ghoul together.

by crowsonsamantha June 17, 2020

common friend

A person, other than a good friend, who is present spurratically but is not necessarily known by all.

Someone you would say hi to if you saw them at a party.

Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady are common friends.

Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau are common friends.

by lucylu43 June 20, 2020

Blah friend

A blah friend is a friend that gets annoying very fast but you keep them around simply because you’re bored. A blah friend usually talks about their life when no one asked. If you’re a blah friend, stop.

Friend: bro idk Vanessa has been acting like such a blah friend lately

Friend 2: so why are you still friends with her?

Friend: because she’s the only person to talk to when I’m bored.

by Haileyislazy on insta June 21, 2020